Thou shalt have a happy and safe Memorial Day! Big thank you to our troops for the dangerous work you do!

Thou shalt remember that spontaneous nudity makes any occasion more memorable.

Thou shalt spend countless hours on tumblr. 

Thou shalt mentally arrange next year’s room.

Thou shalt aspire to be like this Smithie, class of ‘37 “I am not interested in dinner, I keep telling you, all I want is a damn drink!” 

Thou shalt wish for a 2eat so thou can know what is for dinner every night ahead of time. 

Thou shalt learn that All That is still on, accessible if thou stays up ‘til 2AM. 

Thou shalt stay up ungodly late for no good reason. 

Thou shalt congratulate the new alumnae of Smith College. Congrats Class of 2012!!

Thou shalt be ”fiercely independent, wicked smart, trail blazing, uber confident… and shockingly entitled.” Thou shalt also continue “this legacy and…change the world”